....no you don't understand: (my fault!..mea culpa!.. bad and lazy use of words), I can do much better... you're really gonna laugh at this:
...ooops! now I've foregotten the spectacular turn of phrase that has, predictably, in my conceit about words, tripped me up "good 'n proper-like"....as one of your underlings aboard ship would have lamented.... when I think of it...I'll write immediately..... wot an utter idiot I am.... don't laugh! 'snot funny, I have to live with me all the time!, it's not easy, I can tell you!........ ok bed and zzzzz's for the tired peter person... bye!